Desultory Thoughts of a Longfellow

Baseball(s) and everything else.

Category: Haiku

Haiku- Smoak You

Smoak You

Justin Smoak, really?

These homeruns make me feel like…

You’re fucking with me.

Haiku- Ryu Hyun-jin, I Might Need Therapy

Ryu Hyun-jin, I Might Need Therapy 

We’re both Korean,

Let’s make kimchee together,

I’m really lonely.

Haiku- Your Last Name Should Just Be ‘S’

Your Last Name Should Just Be ‘S’

Hey, Eric Hosmer

Please hit more than two homeruns


Haiku- R.A. Dickey And Me

R.A. Dickey And Me

Dickey’s year so far,

Too many walks and homeruns,

Stop, or please kill me.